T-Shirt — S1ms3’s ‘Big Pharma Can’t Fix This’ Llama

Read the side effects, looked at the price tag, and decided to keep the illness. S1ms3 is the llama who read every disclaimer and chose the disease over the cure. He counted the warnings on a drug commercial and ran out of fingers. The llama did not reject medicine. He read the terms and conditions. The disease was safer than the cure.

The skeptic emerged the day he flushed his first prescription. He became his own clinical trial with no placebo, no control group, and no interest in what doctors ordered. He searched the internet for answers and found only more warnings. He declared himself incurably skeptical and refused all cures. He sat in waiting rooms reading every label while other patients gulped pills. He watched people trade one illness for a dozen new side effects. The pharma skeptic t-shirt was made for everyone who has sat through a drug commercial and realized the cure sounds worse than the disease. S1ms3 does not need medication. He trusts his fear more than any doctor.