T-Shirt — ElMoubayed, The ‘Trigger Warning Me’ Llama

He walked into every room and watched people tense up before he opened his mouth. He didn’t say anything yet and didn’t have to. His mere presence made everyone uncomfortable. He stood in the doorway while three people checked their phones, two people walked out, and one person started a group chat about him. The llama didn’t need a disclaimer. He was the disclaimer.

The day ElMoubayed realized people feared him, everything changed. He stopped apologizing for making rooms uncomfortable and started demanding payment for it. He sat through a sensitivity workshop. They spent the entire time discussing him as an example of problematic behavior. He gave the workshop organizer a standing ovation when it ended. He made eye contact with the HR director and smiled until she looked away first. The anti sensitivity t-shirt recognizes everyone who has ever been told they’re “too much” and made it their identity. ElMoubayed doesn’t come with a warning label. He is the warning label.