Swim Shorts — ‘Caution: Aquaman’

Put on a snorkel, dove into the ocean, and came back with a theory nobody asked for. He looked at the water one time, tasted something suspicious, and decided the problem was not plastic, was not oil, and was not industrial waste. It was Aquaman. The llama surfaced with a protest board and a grudge against a fictional character destroying the ocean from below.

The ocean activist phase turned the llama into someone who filed complaints about a man who talks to fish. The petition to close the Atlantic arrived next, demanding someone run a urine test on a superhero. Then he snorkeled into a reef, found it perfectly fine, and still blamed Aquaman for ruining it. These swim shorts fit anyone who looked at the ocean and realized something was definitely wrong with it. The llama does not recycle. He points fingers at imaginary superheroes instead.

We craft this piece of history on lightweight 95% polyester 5% spandex knit with an inner mesh brief and elastic drawstring waistband. As a result, it stretches, dries fast, and survives the llama’s investigation. Two side-entry mesh pockets for essentials. Available in sizes S through 2XL with a white drawstring. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, no ironing, no bleach, and absolutely no peeing in the ocean.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.