Youth Tee — ‘Uncancel Peanuts’

Watched the peanut get removed from the cafeteria in 2009. He spent the following decade noticing that this misinformed logic did not stop there. The list of things removed for the comfort of a only a few, grew longer every year. The architecture that banned the peanut was the same architecture that, a decade later, was deplatforming doctors who disagreed, rewriting history books, and flagging jokes for review. The school lunches had been the rehearsal and the rest of the decade had been the performance.

Something settled in him the day he realized that the child with the allergy had options that did not involve everyone else’s sandwich. After that, he stopped being surprised by anything. Any absurdity happening in the world was just a different version of the same lunch policy. The t-shirt is for anyone who has ever noticed that the person behind the complaint was never the one closest to the problem. The llama never called the meeting. He just noticed who always did.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd². Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it wears as cleanly as a lunch packed by someone who never needed a district policy to manage their own problem. Available in Black, Red, Kelly, and True Royal, sizes S through XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama has one rule. If it is your allergy, it is your problem.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.