XL T-Shirt — ‘Heavy Load’

Available only in XL, 2XL &3 XL sizes.

He arrived at the airport with his luggage, one ticket, and no opinions about anything that was about to happen to him. Placed his suitcase on the scale at check-in. Watched the number settle at 0.69 pounds over the limit, and paid the fine without saying a word. He turned around and met four hundred and twenty pounds of proof that the fine had nothing to do with the weight. He kept his thoughts to himself all the way to the gate. The same llama from the line sat down next to him and the silence became considerably harder to maintain.

As he sat pressed against the window, something built up slowly. After 7 hours thinking about what the scaled had missed, he decided to ask, politely, if the empty aisle seat might suit him better. Received a response that confirmed the conversation was over. He snapped after the answer, caused the captain to reroute, landed in handcuffs, and walked away from a hate crime charge as the most comfortable he had been since takeoff. The heavy load t-shirt for anyone who has ever watched a rule apply to them and make no sense on closer inspection. The charge was dropped. The lawsuit notice is framed.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it fits as comfortably as someone who has never once been the problem the rule was designed for. Available in Orange and Berry, sizes XL through 3XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama paid the fine. The logic is still outstanding.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.