T‑Shirt — SpiteX, the “Fake News Since 1969” Llama

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. Front artwork shows a whimsical, llama in a retro-astronaut suit — playful and slightly irreverent. The back carries a vintage-style “FAKE NEWS SINCE 1969” mission patch, giving the shirt a satirical, space-mission vibe. 

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
– Garment-dyed finish for a soft hand and vintage color
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with double-needle stitched seams
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and relaxed fit; sizes S–4XL available
– Sewn-in label

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean