Baby Beanie —‘Farts Have Smell So Deaf People Can Tell’

Picked up a cardboard sign before he could even walk. Pacifier in, heart eyes on, and a message the world was not ready to hear from someone in a onesie. Farts have smell so deaf people can tell. The llama started his politically incorrect journey earlier than anyone expected. Crude, inclusive, printed on a hat smaller than the controversy it causes.

Before the cigars, before the gold chains, before the culture war, there was a baby llama with a sign and zero filter. Before he could talk or walk, he could already protest and offend. The funny baby beanie that parents buy because it makes them laugh and grandparents pretend they did not see. The llama arrived this way. The attitude came with the pacifier. 

We craft this piece of history on 100% polyester interlock rib knit at a breathable 170 g/m². As a result, it stretches, retains shape, and survives every wash and cuddle session. Same vibrant design printed on both sides. One size fits tiny heads with big opinions. Machine wash cold. Do not tumble dry, iron, or bleach. Above all, this llama started young and never stopped.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.