Farmer’s Market Tote — ‘Eating Plants Is Murder’

Walked into the farmer’s market with a muzzle and a message. The llama saw the vegan protest, missed the point entirely, and started a counter movement for plant rights. He ate meat without apology and then fought to save plants from the same fate.

The plant rights era started when he put on a mask and nobody questioned it. He stood outside juice bars with his sign about plant murder and got banned from three vegetarian restaurants in one afternoon. He held up a sign that said “Eating Plants Is Murder” and meant every word. This funny tote celebrates anyone who walked out of a quinoa lecture laughing and decided to fight back. He heard the argument and decided someone had to speak up for the dead vegetables.

We craft this piece of history on durable 100% polyester with reinforced double-stitched handles and boxed corners for extra space. As a result, it holds more groceries than the llama holds back opinions. Non-woven laminated interior with cotton handles at 18″ x 18″. Spot clean with warm water and a soft cloth. Air dry. Above all, this bag carries everything except an apology.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.