T-Shirt — Sixthy, The ‘New Futbol World Order’ Llama

Bought the team, bought the league, bought the ref, and still wanted more. New futbol world order. He watched billionaires turn the beautiful game into a stock portfolio and decided to document the hostile takeover in real time. He sat in the stands once, saw a player worth more than the stadium, and understood the sport had already been sold. The llama did not follow football. He followed the money.

The transformation happened the day Sixthy realized the biggest players in football had never kicked a ball. He attended board meetings in countries he could not find on a map. He signed players with names he could not pronounce. He approved transfer fees that made central banks panic. Three managers lost their jobs before breakfast. He blamed the fourth for everything. The soccer satire t-shirt hits every fan who remembers when cities owned their clubs, before sovereign wealth funds arrived and turned heritage into quarterly reports. Sixthy owned the game now. He did not watch it anymore. He raised ticket prices again.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it moves as smoothly as money between offshore accounts. Available in True Royal and Maroon, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama owns the game.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.