T-Shirt — Red Cross Richie

Put on the vest, grabbed the clipboard, and started collecting donations for causes only he benefited from. Red Cross Richie. The llama turned every charity event into a transaction where guilt equals profit. He stood on street corners with a bucket and a practiced smile designed to empty wallets. The llama did not volunteer. He charged admission to compassion.

That shift happened the day Richie realized nonprofit meant nobody questioned the profit. He cried on command at fundraisers and counted cash in parking lots. He organized galas where catering costs exceeded donations. He printed brochures with his face as the hero. He nominated himself for a philanthropy award and won. He filed taxes for a nonprofit that benefited only him and somehow deducted the filing fee. The charity parody t-shirt belongs to everyone who has ever wondered where their donation actually went. Richie gives generously. To himself.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it’s the most transparent thing Richie has ever been associated with. Available in White and Silver, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama’s charity starts and ends at home.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.