T-Shirt — Netbent’s ‘Cancel 5G’ Llama

Never had a theory about anything until a YouTube video autoplayed at two in the morning, and by sunrise he had watched fourteen more. He cancelled his wifi contract and had the phone in the garbage by nine in the morning, which he considered the most rational decision he had made in years. He covered the garage wall with a world map of every 5G signal, ran red string between every point, and understood exactly where he needed to go. The only untouched country was North Korea, which he circled, starred, and immediately added to his list of relocation options.

The radiation refugee phase started the morning he searched for flights to Pyongyang and found only Seoul as the best available option. South Korea was close enough. He booked a one-way ticket and considered the escape ninety percent complete. He landed and drove north until he met the most militarized border on earth, which he had not accounted for in the remaining ten percent. Came home three days later, and immediately began researching alternative 5G-free territories. The tin foil hat t-shirt for anyone who has ever connected every dot and found the conclusion harder to live with than the problem. The map stays up. Kim has not written back.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it wears as comfortably as a theory that has never once required outside confirmation. Available in True Royal and Soft Cream, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama is still researching. The foil hat helps him think.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.