T-Shirt — Mikey, ‘I Identify as a Cis-Clops’ Llama

Walked into the gender conversation with one eye and zero interest in choosing from the existing menu. Everyone was picking labels, updating bios, and arguing over terminology that didn’t exist three years ago. He looked at the options and created his own category instead. Cis-Clops. Half mythology, half modern politics, entirely made up, and somehow more honest than anything else on the list. The llama didn’t reject identity culture. He out-absurded it.

The one-eyed philosopher emerged the moment Mikey realized that the more categories people created, the less anyone actually fit in any of them. He attended a panel on identity and introduced himself as a Cis-Clops. Three PhDs tried to figure out if he was serious. He filled out a form and checked a box that didn’t exist until he drew it. He wrote his own definition, submitted it to the dictionary, and got a rejection letter he framed above his toilet. The identity humor t-shirt was designed for anyone who has watched the gender conversation become so complicated, that making one up felt more honest than choosing from the list. Mikey doesn’t identify as anything on the menu. He is the menu.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it fits as confidently as Mikey’s one-eyed stare. Available in Natural and Autumn, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama sees the world through one eye and still has better vision than most.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.