T-Shirt — ‘Fireworks & Bad Decisions’

Sourced the fireworks from a county where the laws read more like suggestions, and arrived at the party already knowing how the night was going to end. He set them up without measuring anything, declined every offer of help, and lit the first one before the host finished the sentence about the permit. He stood in the smoke with his eyebrows somewhere in the hedge and the look of a llama who had just confirmed something important about himself.

The bad decisions era gave him the only thing careful people never accumulate: stories worth telling and the contact details of a very understanding fire department. He kept a running list of what went wrong and consulted it the way other people consult maps. He ranked each bad decision above the last because the ones that went wrong were the only ones worth telling. The bad decisions t-shirt for anyone who has ever made the call, watched it go sideways, and considered that a successful outcome. The llama does not avoid consequences. He repeats them.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd². Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it holds up better than the llama’s decisions. Available in army and asphalt, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama has never filed an incident report in his life.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture clothing lifestyle for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.