T-Shirt — Mikey, ‘I Identify as a Cis-Clops’ Llama

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear at your local S&M club. The front art shows a gruff, one-eyed llama cyclops with a spiked club — rough around the edges, oddly endearing — while the back carries bold, hand-lettered text that reads “I identify as a cis-clops.” It’s for people who wear humor with a wink and want clothing that doesn’t come with pronouns or gender labels.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
– Garment-dyed for a broken-in, vintage look and soft hand
– Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette
– Durable construction: double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label
– Sizes S–4XL 

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean