T-Shirt — Brian, The ‘I’ll Look For A Job Tomorrow’ Llama

Woke up at noon, checked his phone, and decided today was not the day either. Brian has been saying he will ‘look for a job tomorrow’ for as long as anyone can remember. Tomorrow never comes and Brian is fine with that. He set an alarm once, heard it, and considered that enough effort for the week. The llama did not choose unemployment. Unemployment chose him and he accepted without putting up a fight.

The couch became his kingdom the day Brian realized ambition is optional. He mastered the art of doing nothing with the discipline most people reserve for doing something. He updated his resume in 2019 and considers it current. He rehearsed answers for an interview he never scheduled and counted it as preparation. The lazy humor t-shirt mirrors every person who has ever said “I will start Monday” on a Tuesday and meant it at the time. Brian does not have a five-year plan. He barely has a five-minute plan, and he is at peace with that.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it’s comfortable enough for the couch, which is where Brian will be. Available in Deep Heather and Heather Columbia Blue, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, Brian will fold this shirt tomorrow.

This isn’t another generic slogan slapped on a blank tee from a print farm. Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.