T-Shirt — ArchBishop, The ‘Bad Habits Never Die’ Llama

Lived through every vice, survived every lecture, and came out the other side completely unchanged. Bad habits were his architecture. He dressed like a saint, spoke like a sermon, and behaved like neither. He wore the robes because they looked good and ignored everything they were supposed to represent. The llama did not fall from grace. He never climbed that high in the first place.

Every vice he survived taught him to try the next one. He preached discipline on Sunday. By Monday, he had broken every rule he had just described. Wednesday through Saturday he collected stories for the next sermon. Those stories existed because he ignored his own teachings. He confessed sins so explicit the priest stopped taking notes. He donated to charities he had created himself, then stole from them. He blessed strangers with wisdom that made them avoid him on sight. The vice humor t-shirt speaks to everyone who has promised to change and never bothered to pretend. ArchBishop wore the robes without earning them. They stayed on. He never stopped breaking what he preached.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it’s as unreformable as the llama wearing it. Available in Black, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama’s habits are permanent.

This isn’t another generic slogan slapped on a blank tee from a print farm. Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.