Shower Curtain – ‘Reminder. No Peeing, Pooping and/or Spitting in the Shower’

Shared a bathroom once and returned with new rules to write. Something in that shower crossed every line. He will not say what he saw, will not say who did it, but the rules exist now and they apply to everyone. The llama grabbed a shower head, wrote a policy, and created boundaries where none existed before. Nobody asked for these rules. But somebody forced him to write them.

The landlord era started the day the llama hung a sign where nobody could ignore it. He banned peeing, pooping, and spitting in one sentence and covered all loopholes with “and/or.” He smiled and enforced rules that should never have been necessary. That smile was pure revenge. This shower curtain hangs in every bathroom where someone learned what rules really mean. The llama does not make rules for fun. He makes them because someone did what they should not have done.

We craft this piece of history on quick-drying 100% polyester with a single-sided print and 12 standard buttonholes for shower hooks. Hooks not included. As a result, the artwork stays crisp and visible from outside the tub. One size at 71″ x 74″ with possible variance of two inches. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Above all, no bleach, no dry clean, and absolutely no violations of the policy printed on the front.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.