T-Shirt — ‘Heaven or Hell?’

Stood at the crossroads and refused to pick a direction. Heaven waited on one side, hell on the other, both doors open, both sides recruiting him. He looked left, looked right, and sat down in the middle. Waiting for a third option nobody offered. The llama didn’t choose heaven. He didn’t choose hell. He chose to make everyone uncomfortable by staying exactly where he was.

Sitting in the middle changed him into something neither side could own. He borrowed a halo one day, borrowed horns the next, and returned them both. He attended services upstairs on Sunday, grabbed drinks downstairs on Saturday, and got banned from both places for asking too many questions. The bold graphic t-shirt connects with who has been told to pick a side and refused just to watch people struggle with that refusal. The llama doesn’t think in opposites. He thinks in escape routes.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it sits somewhere between saintly comfort and sinful style. Available in Baby Blue and Asphalt, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama makes his own afterlife.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.