Beach Towel — ‘To Avoid A Sudden Race Change’

Spent one afternoon at the beach without sunscreen and returned looking like he had immigrated overnight. By the end of the day he came back unrecognizable enough to trigger airport security. His driver’s license became useless. The sun had transformed him completely and never asked permission or apologized.

The tanning era turned the llama into a walking color chart nobody consulted. He changed color so dramatically that strangers asked from which country he was visiting. He tried every sunscreen bottle and the sun won. By the end of the week, his own family asked for his ID at the door. The beach towel that anyone grabs after the sun makes them a stranger. The llama does not pick a race. The sun does.

We craft this piece of history on quick-drying polyester with a soft cotton loop backing and hemmed edges. As a result, it dries faster than the llama’s tan fades. 50/50 cotton-polyester blend at 36″ x 72″ with a one-sided print that keeps the colors vivid. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Above all, no bleach, no dry clean, and absolutely no apologies for your new skin tone.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.