Sandals (Men’s) – ‘Kick Your Ass’

The llama had spent decades fighting with words, arguing in traffic, yelling at strangers, and making noise everywhere he went. Then he looked down at his feet one morning and understood something new. He discovered sandals with a message printed clearly on the sole: Kick your ass. From that moment on, he stopped arguing and started threatening.

The poolside era turned violent without warning. He wore these to the poolside, the barbecue, the hotel lobby, the gym, and family dinners. Nobody read the message until it was too late. He walked past the buffet and three people stepped back. The funny men’s slide sandal that makes people look at your feet, read the message, and step back without being asked. The llama found that sandals speak louder than words.

We craft this piece of history on polyurethane outsoles with neoprene and polyester straps printed edge to edge. As a result, the design never peels, cracks, or backs down. Available in Black sole, sizes US 6 through 14. Above all, this llama kicks with conviction and slides with confidence.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.