T-Shirt — ‘Side Effects May Include Free Thought’

Picked up a prescription nobody asked for. Aviator sunglasses on, band tee underneath, the quiet confidence that comes from not caring about anyone’s judgment for a very long time. He read the fine print on society and discovered warnings that should have been printed from the start. Independent thought comes with side effects. Inconvenient opinions follow. So does the inability to sit through a meeting without laughing. The llama didn’t have a condition. He had exactly what the label warns against.

The moment he read his first disclaimer, a new llama walked out of the pharmacy. He prescribed himself common sense and overdosed on his own certainty. He dispensed side effects to anyone who made eye contact. He sat through one sensitivity seminar, assessed the entire gathering, and left before the questions started. The side effects t-shirt reaches everyone who took the prescription and discovered what it actually contained. The llama doesn’t need a pill. He needs everyone else to stop taking whatever keeps them compliant.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for structure. As a result, it holds its shape as firmly as the llama holds his opinions. Available in Light Blue and Asphalt, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, free thinkers don’t follow care instructions anyway.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.