T-Shirt — ‘Why Do All Chinese Llamas Look the Same?’

Visited China and came back with questions. Big questions. The kind that get you removed from polite conversation and banned from the group chat. He looked at a crowd of his own species, squinted, tilted his head, and spoke before his brain could stop him. The llama didn’t intend to start an international incident. He just didn’t prevent one either.

The moment he spoke those words, a completely new personality emerged. One with no filter, no diplomacy, and freshly deported. He repeated it at the airport and got escorted off by security. He asked the question at a dinner table and cleared the restaurant. He still left a tip. The stereotype humor t-shirt applies to everyone who has ever thought something so honest it could end a friendship and voiced it anyway. The llama doesn’t do small talk. He creates friction.