T-Shirt —’ICE ICE MAYBE’

After a whirlwind 3 month career, 35 years ago, our poetic llama pawned every bit of bling around his neck, and set off for a new life in the Riviera. His (once trademark) vanilla complexion now leans closer to mocha.  

When the llama woke up & decided that a revival tour was in order, he was entirely certain that new rap name was also in order. After all, he’d long since given up his ICED coffee addiction, in favor of the hot spiked variety. Irish coffee, Jamaican coffee, Spanish coffee all were now on brand for the artist “formerly known as ICE.”

In consideration of his now darker skin tone & his love of the RIviera… When our llama took to the stage for his first show back, he did so under the moniker “MEXICAN COFFEE.”  

It was then, that all hell broke loose. Authorities raided every subsequent show, and his promoters were forced to cancel the entire tour. Thankfully, a good samaritan stepped in, and invited our llama to perform indefinitely at his private club in Florida… Mar-a-llama.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd². Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. Available in sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. 

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.