T-Shirt — ‘Yes Kings’

Counted the people holding “No Kings” signs during the protest and wondered how many of them had successfully identified who was actually running the country. They had picked the most visible man in the room and called him the problem, which is exactly what everyone behind the curtain was hoping for. If there actually was a king… you could solve the problem! One person, one address, one revolt and it is over. Instead they had a system with 535 congressmen, 7 unelected agencies, the Federal Reserve, and a lobbying industry with no public directory.

Something became clear the morning he did the math on how many people were responsible for the current situation and found only a single name on the protest signs. The problem had not gone away when the monarchy ended – It had simply learned to redistribute itself across enough zip codes, so nobody could agree on which one to march to. The t-shirt for anyone who has ever thought that one corrupt king was a simpler problem than the current alternative. The llama never said kings were good. He said they were findable.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd². Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it wears as comfortably as a political position that required no sign, no side, and no hashtag to make sense. Available in Asphalt and Navy, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama did not march. He did the math instead.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.