Beach Towel — ‘Yes We Get Tan Too’

Every summer he went to the beach with the same dark-furred friend and the recurring mystery: while he tanned, his friend looked exactly the same as when they arrived. He spent time reading the instructions on the sunscreen bottle. His buddy had never purchased one. He applied, reapplied, and applied again. The llama next to him, instead, seemed to have developed what appeared to be a private arrangement with ultraviolet radiation. The question had been forming for years and one day he needed to ask it: do llamas like you get tan too? The reply shocked him.

Something settled the afternoon he finally had the answer, which turned out to be simpler than years of quiet wondering had suggested. He typed the question into Google that evening, read it twice, and accepted that the research had taken considerably longer than it needed to. He had spent his entire life thinking about it. The answer and a dedicated Wikipedia page had been there the whole time. The beach towel for anyone who has ever asked out loud what they should have searched years earlier. The related article is bookmarked. He has not told anyone why.

We craft this piece of history on quick-drying polyester with a soft cotton loop backing and hemmed edges. As a result, it dries faster than the mystery took to solve. Half cotton and half polyester blend, size 36″ x 72″ with a one-sided print that keeps the colors vivid. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Above all, this llama closed the case. It only took one evening and reliable wifi.

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