T-Shirt — ‘Fruit’

The llama has had gay friends his entire life and nobody had ever felt the need to announce it before walking into a room. They worked, argued, laughed, and got along famously. No one in his circle of friends had ever made their sexuality the most interesting trait that they had. Then one day, the llama’s local school district began introducing the subject to kids who had not yet learned long division. The llama spent days trying to find the logic in doing that, but still hasn’t to this day.

Something shifted that day,  when the llama realized that the version being taught in schools (and blasted on social media), looked nothing like anyone he had ever known. Who was it that decided these broadcast standards, and why was a private fact being turned into a public costume? One thing was certain: none of his friends ever arrived anywhere with a banana held in a way that required clarification. The fruit t-shirt for anyone who has ever known one side and never understood why the other one got all the representation. Our llama respects everyone equally, however he simply cannot figure out why some llamas need to advertise every time they are tossing a fruit salad.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it fits as naturally as someone who never confused who he was with how he dressed. Available in True Royal and Cardinal, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama never needed the label. Neither did anyone he knew.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.