T-Shirt — Angela’s ‘Eye Can’t See You’ Llama

Stepped out of the optometrist with a fresh new pair of glasses in one hand and dropped them in the trash without slowing down. A minute earlier the receptionist had asked if he wanted to schedule a follow up and he had said no without turning around. Stopped on the sidewalk halfway home, looked at the city without the lenses for the first time in thirty years, and found the whole place far easier to live in. The glasses had served their purpose, which had mostly been to confirm everything he suspected about the times he was living through.

The whole picture changed the day the llama accepted that not seeing was the upgrade he had been waiting for. He ignored every reel his friends sent, every clip, every link, like someone who had revoked his viewing privileges and felt no need to reissue them. The silence was earned, the calm felt permanent, and he finally understood what the monks had been trying to tell everybody for centuries. The turn a blind eye t-shirt that fits anyone who has ever decided his attention was not a public utility. The llama sees what he chooses to see. The rest is not his problem.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd2. Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it wears as comfortably as a life with the notifications off. Available in True Blue and Red, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama has seen enough for one lifetime.

Every La Llama design is original artwork created by real artists. You won’t find this anywhere else because it doesn’t exist anywhere else. La Llama Politically Incorrect Club is the anti cancel culture lifestyle brand for people who think free speech and a good sense of humor are the same thing. If you get it, you’re one of us. If you don’t, the llama doesn’t care.