T-Shirt — ‘Break Time” at a theme park

Pulled the costume head off between the parade and the photo session, sat down on a milk crate behind the maintenance shed, and lit a cigarette. The only thing smiling was the costume head, the way it had since leaving the factory. The tears were already there when he sat down, same as yesterday, same as the week before. His phone buzzed. Seventeen notifications from the park’s employee engagement app, each one asking him to rate his shift experience. For the kids he was magic. For the parents standing behind them, he smelled like polyester and regret.

The theme park contract gave him a costume to hide inside and a paycheck to stay there. He stopped correcting people who called him by the character’s name, which was easier than explaining who was underneath. He ate lunch in the employees’ bathroom every day, because it was the one place on the property where nobody needed him to be anything. The theme park t-shirt for anyone who has ever clocked in with nothing left and done the job anyway. He does not fake the smile. The costume holds that part while he handles everything inside.

We print this piece of history on premium combed ring-spun cotton at a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd². Retail fit with a crew neckline and side seams for shape. As a result, it is comfortable enough for the park and honest enough for everything after it. Available in Ash and Yellow, sizes S through 2XL. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Above all, this llama shows up every day. The costume does the rest.

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