Privacy Policy

Last updated: May 30, 2026

This Privacy Policy explains how La Llama Politically Incorrect Club (“we”, “our”, “us”) collects, uses, shares, and protects your personal information when you visit or make a purchase from https://llamalifematters.com/.

By using our website, you consent to the practices described in this policy.

1. Information We Collect

A. Personal Information

When you place an order, create an account, or contact us, we may collect:

Name
Email address
Phone number (optional)
Billing address
Shipping address
Payment information (processed and stored by our payment providers, not by us)
Account credentials

We do not store full credit card details on our servers.

B. Device & Browsing Information

When you visit our website, we automatically collect:

IP address
Browser type and version
Operating system
Device type
Time zone and language preferences
Pages visited and activity on our site
Referring website
Cookies and similar tracking technologies (see Section 5)

C. Order Information

Details related to your purchase:

Products selected and variations chosen
Order amounts and discount codes used
Order status and history

D. Marketing Information

If you sign up for our newsletter or marketing communications:

Email address
Marketing preferences
Engagement with our communications

2. How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect to:

Process and fulfill your orders
Communicate with you about your orders, account, and customer support
Send marketing communications (only with your consent — you may unsubscribe at any time)
Improve our website, products, and customer experience
Prevent fraud, abuse, and unauthorized transactions
Comply with legal obligations
Analyze website performance

3. How We Share Your Information

We share your information only with trusted third parties needed to operate our business:

Order Fulfillment & Shipping

Production and fulfillment partners — to prepare and package your orders
Shipping carriers — for domestic and international delivery

Payment Processing

Card payment processors — for credit/debit cards and digital wallets
Alternative payment providers — for PayPal, cryptocurrency, and other payment methods we may offer

Analytics & Marketing

Web analytics services — to understand website usage
Email service providers — for newsletter and customer communications

Affiliate Program

Affiliate tracking services — for referral and commission management

Legal & Compliance

We may also disclose information when required by law, court order, government request, or to protect our rights, property, or safety.

We do not sell your personal information to third parties.

4. Your Privacy Rights

California Residents (CCPA / CPRA)

If you are a California resident, you have the right to:

Know what personal information we collect about you
Access the personal information we have about you
Delete your personal information, subject to legal exceptions
Correct inaccurate personal information
Opt out of the sale or sharing of your personal information for cross-context behavioral advertising
Limit the use of sensitive personal information
Non-discrimination — we will not discriminate against you for exercising your rights

While we do not sell personal information for monetary value, certain analytics and advertising tools may constitute “sharing” under CCPA. To opt out, email us at support@llamalifematters.com.

Other US States

If you are a resident of Colorado, Connecticut, Virginia, Utah, Texas, or other US states with comprehensive privacy laws, you may have similar rights. Email us at support@llamalifematters.com to exercise these rights.

International Visitors (GDPR)

If you are a visitor from the European Economic Area, UK, or Switzerland, you may have additional rights under GDPR, including:

Right to access, rectify, erase, or restrict processing of your data
Right to data portability
Right to object to processing

To exercise any of these rights, contact us at support@llamalifematters.com.

5. Cookies & Tracking Technologies

We use cookies and similar technologies for:

Essential functions — shopping cart, login sessions, checkout (strictly necessary and cannot be disabled)
Performance — page caching and site speed optimization
Analytics — understanding how visitors use our site
Marketing — measuring effectiveness of campaigns

You can manage cookies through your browser settings. Disabling essential cookies may break site functionality.

6. Data Security

We use industry-standard security measures, including:

SSL/TLS encryption for all data transmitted to and from our site
Secure storage and authentication practices
Regular security updates

However, no method of online transmission or storage is 100% secure. We cannot guarantee absolute security.

7. Data Retention

We retain your information for as long as necessary to:

Fulfill the purposes outlined in this Privacy Policy
Comply with tax, legal, and accounting obligations
Resolve disputes and enforce our agreements

You may request deletion of your information at any time, subject to legal retention requirements.

8. Children’s Privacy

Our website is not directed to children under 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children. If you believe a child has provided us with personal information, contact us and we will delete it.

9. Third-Party Links

Our site may link to external websites. We are not responsible for the privacy practices of those sites. Please review their privacy policies before providing them with information.

10. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated “Last updated” date.

11. Contact Us

For privacy questions, data access requests, deletions, or to opt out of data sharing:

Email: support@llamalifematters.com

We will respond to verifiable requests within 30 days (or 45 days for complex requests, with notice).